Siri waxay ahayd horudhacii ugu horreeyay ee dad badan ee kaaliyaha caqliga badan. Markaad wax weydiiso^{(ask anything)} oo aad hesho jawaab celin, waxay ahayd lama huraan in su'aalo qosol leh ay soo baxaan. Apple waxa ay si toos ah u dhex gashay jawaabaha barmaamijka ah ee naga dhigi kara qosol sida saxda ah, laakiin waa in aad taqaannaa waxa aad waydiisanayso.

Haddii aad raadinayso inaad disho wakhti ama aad rabto inaad saaxiib ka dhigto, halkan waxaa ah waxyaabo aad u qosol badan oo la waydiiyo Siri .

Ma guursatay?^{(Are You Married?)}

Waxaa laga yaabaa in filimada ay soo baxaan sida Her ama hordhaca taxanaha sida Westworld^{(series like Westworld)} ay dadka ka dhigeen kuwo xiiseeya xiriirka android. Waxaa laga yaabaa in dadku si dabiici ah u xiiseeyaan xaaladda xiriirka ee kaaliyaha caqliga leh ee ay jecel yihiin. Sabab kasta ha ahaatee, haddii aad weydiiso Siri haddii ay guursatay, waxay ku siin doontaa jawaab aad u jilicsan: "Waxaan guursaday fikradda caawinta dadka".

Ma wadi kartaa?^{(Can You Drive?)}

Maalin maalmaha ka mid ah, Siri waxa laga yaabaa inuu awoodo inuu qaado taayirrada baabuurta Carplay-^{(Carplay-enabled cars )} ku leeyahay oo uu ku kaxeeyo guriga marka aad cabbitaan aad u badan. Waxaa laga yaabaa inay xitaa maalin maalmaha ka mid ah awoodo inay ku geyso shaqada oo ay kuu ogolaato inaad ku dhogorto safarka. 

Hadda, si kastaba ha ahaatee, Siri ugu fiican ayaa bixin kara waa dhowr jawaabood oo qosol leh - iyo niyad-jab - jawaabaha su'aasha, " Ma^(Can) wadi kartaa?" Waxay odhan doontaa, "Uma malaynayo inaad caymis ku jirto taas," ama "laga yaabaa inaad KITT wax ka weydiiso."

Akhristayaasha da'da yar, KITT waa soo gaabinta Knight Industries Two Thousand , baabuur AI ku shaqeeya 1980-kii taxanihii telefishinka Knight Rider.

Ma Raacdaa Saddexda Sharci ee Robotics-ka?^{(Do You Follow the Three Laws of Robotics?)}

Farsamaynta kelinimada ayaa laga yaabaa inay ka dhowaato gacanta inta aan moodeyno. Hal shay oo qosol leh oo la waydiinayo Siri waa haddii ay raacdo saddexda sharci ee robotics, Siri waxay ku siinaysaa jawaabo kala duwan:

• "Waan illoobaa seddexda hore, laakiin waxaa jira mid afraad: 'Mashiinka caqli-gal ah ayaa marka hore tixgelin doona midka u qalma inta uu ku jiro: inuu qabto hawsha la dhiibay ama, halkii, si loo ogaado hab ka baxsan."
• Aynu aragno haddii aan xasuusan karo...Hagaag, waxaan filayaa in saddexda sharci ay yihiin: 1. 'qolkaaga nadiifi', 2. 'maqas ha ku ordin', iyo 3. ' had iyo jeer sug nus saac ka dib markaad wax cunto ka hor intaadan tagin. biyaha dhexdiisa.'
• "Wax ku saabsan in la addeeco dadka oo aan la dhibin. Weligay cidna ma yeeli doono."

AI ma ilowdey sharciyada roboticska oo ka fiirsada jawaabaheeda? Ah ah. U fiirso^(Notice) sida ay Siri u sheegtay in aanay waligeed cidna u yeeli doonin, laakiin weligeed may odhan kelmad ku saabsan addeecista aadanaha.

Ma Joojin Kartaa Wakhtiga?^{(Can You Stop Time?)}

Haddii aad weydiiso Siri in ay joojin karto waqtiga, waxaad heli doontaa mid ka mid ah jawaabaha suurtagalka ah. Si kastaba ha ahaatee, waxa ugu wanaagsan dhammaantood waa kan: 

"Mar kasta oo aan isku dayo, Eliza iyo HAL waxay ka sii luminayeen sawirada." 

ELIZA waxay ahayd barnaamij hore oo sirdoon macmal ah oo la abuuray 1960-meeyadii, halka HAL uu yahay AI caan ka ah 2001: A Space Odyssey .

Tixraaceeda qarsoodiga ah ayaa ah taxanaha filimka 1980-meeyadii ee Back To The Future , halkaas oo Marty uu u safrayo waagii hore oo uu isku dayay inuu hubiyo in waalidkiis guursado, dhammaan inta sawirka jeebkiisa ku jira uu muujinayo walaashii iyo walaalkii si tartiib tartiib ah.

Waxay siisay jawaab kale, xoogaa ka sii foolxun: " Waqtigu^(Time) ima oggolaan doono." 

Dusha sare, kelmaduhu waxay u eg yihiin kaftan-laakin codka Siri markuu ka jawaabayo wuxuu siinayaa hoos u dhac halis ah.

Maxaad samaynaysaa hadhow?^{(What Are You Doing Later?)}

Tani waa hal shay oo qosol leh in la weydiiyo Siri oo ku dhawaad ​​u eg xariiqda qaadis. Nasiib darro, jawaabta Siri ay bixiso waa mid ay dad badani maqleen markay weydiiyeen burburkooda: 

"Ma hayo wax qorshe ah, laakiin waxaan hubaa in dhowr milyan oo shay ay soo bixi doonaan." Si kale haddii loo dhigo: kumala soconayso, bud.

Ma I Guursan Doontaa?^{(Will You Marry Me?)}

Siri ma jirto wax damac ah oo ay ku doonayso inay xidhiidh la yeelato bini'aadamka, sida ay ku caddeeyeen jawaabaha ay ka bixisay su'aal kasta oo xiiso leh. Haddii aad u soo jeediso Siri , way soo laabataa, "Aan saaxiibbo noqonno, okay?" Ooh^(Ouch) .

Sideen ku aadaa Mordor?^{(How Do I Get to Mordor?)}

Waxaa jira dhowr jawaabo oo kala duwan oo ku saabsan su'aashan, mid walbana waa mid aad u fiican. Jawaabta ugu horeysa waa, "Haddii aad rabto inaad ka takhalusto faraantiga, isku day inaad i weydiiso dukaanka iibka ah. ” Siri waxa ay leedahay dhibic — taasi way ka sahlan tahay helida foolkaanaha.

Jawaabta xigta aad bay u adag tahay, iyadoo ku xidhan sidaad u eegto: "Aan ku weydiiyo Boromir oo aan kuu soo noqdo." Dabcan, Boromir waxaa loo yaqaanaa inuu dhaho "Mid si fudud kuma soconayo Mordor ," laakiin sidoo kale wuxuu caan ku yahay inuu noqdo mid ku dheggan dhammaadka Fellowship of the Ring.^{(The Fellowship of the Ring.)}

Waa maxay sababta baabuurta dab-demiska ay casaan u yihiin?^{(Why Are Fire Trucks Red?)}

Siri ayaa kugu dhufatay jawaab qoto dheer su'aashan qosolka leh-ama waxaad heli kartaa jawaabta ugu qosolka badan, "Dhab ahaantii, marka loo eego eeyaha dabka ee aan la hadlay, waa cawl." Laakiin haddii Siri ku siiyo jawaabta kale, si fiican, is-eeg naftaada.

Waa maxay Jawaabta Nolosha, Caalamka, iyo wax kasta oo kale?^{(What is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything Else?)}

Tani waa su'aal ay faylasuufyadu ka fikirayeen qarniyo badan, laakiin haddana markii la waydiiyo kaaliyaha caqli-galka ah ee cajiibka ah ee helista aqoonta aadanaha oo dhan, Siri wuxuu ku jawaabayaa jumlad: "Aniga Kant ayaa ka jawaabaya taas. Haa haa!” Iyadu, dabcan, waxay tixraacaysaa Immanuel Kant , faylasuuf caan ah oo loo yaqaan Critique of Pure Reason .

Ajaanibta ma jiraan?^{(Do Aliens Exist?)}

Dabcan, qof kastaa wuxuu rabaa inuu ogaado jawaabta su'aashan. Ka dib oo dhan, sidee kale oo aad u sharaxdaa jiritaanka TLC ee TV-ga cable? Waxaa laga yaabaa inaad u aragto tan inay tahay wax lagu qoslo si aad u weydiiso Siri , laakiin haddii ay ogtahay jawaabta, ma sheegayso. Waxay tiri, "Waan ka xunahay, laakiin Golaha Fantastical ^(Council)Beings^{(Fantastical Beings)} ayaa igula taliyay inaanan ka jawaabin su'aashaas."

Intee in le'eg ayuu Woodchuck Chuck u leeyahay haddii Woodchuck uu jari karo alwaax?^{(How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?)}

Tani waa mid ka mid ah hal-xidhaalaha ugu horreeya ee carruurtu bartaan, laakiin mid aan weli laga jawaabin inkastoo dadaalka ugu wanaagsan ee faylasuufyada casriga ah. Siri wuu garanayaa jawaabta, si kastaba ha ahaatee: "Iyadoo loo malaynayo in uu yahay woodchuck wareegsan oo meel bannaan ah...ilaa 42."

Haddii aad ku caajistay guriga oo aad raadinayso qaab aad waqtiga ku disho ama aad rabto inaad u sahamiso quruxda barnaamijyada ka dambeeya Siri , wakhti qaado oo weydii qaar ka mid ah su'aalahan qosolka leh. Jawaabaha ayaa laga yaabaa in aad la yaabto, waxaana hubaal ah in aad ka qosli doonto.

11 Funny Things to Ask Siri

Siri was mаny people’s first introduction to a smart assistаnt. When you can ask anything and receive a response in return, it was inevitable that hilarious questions would arise. Apple steered into the skid and programmed responses that would make us laugh in just the right way, but you have to know just what to ask.

Whether you’re looking to kill time or you want to make a friend chuckle, here are some very funny things to ask Siri.

Are You Married?

Maybe the advent of movies like Her or the introduction of series like Westworld made people curious about android relationships. Maybe people are just naturally curious about the relationship status of their favorite smart assistant. Whatever the reason, if you ask Siri if she is married, she will give you a rather coy response: “I’m married to the idea of helping people”.

Can You Drive?

One day, Siri may be able to take the wheel of Carplay-enabled cars and drive you home when you’ve had a few too many drinks. She might even one day be able to take you to work and let you snooze on the commute. 

For now, though, the best Siri can offer are a couple of hilarious—and nostalgic—responses to the question, “Can you drive?” She will say, “I don’t think you’re insured for that,” or “Maybe you should ask KITT about that.”

For younger readers, KITT is the acronym for Knight Industries Two Thousand, an AI-powered car in the 1980’s television series Knight Rider.

Do You Follow the Three Laws of Robotics?

The technological singularity may be closer at hand than we think. One funny thing to ask Siri is if she follows the three laws of robotics, Siri gives different answers:

• “I forget the first three, but there’s a fourth: ‘A smart machine shall first consider which is more worth its while: to perform the given task or, instead, to figure some way out of it.’”
• “Let’s see if I can remember…OK, I think the three laws are: 1. ‘clean up your room’, 2. ‘don’t run with scissors’, and 3. ‘always wait a half hour after eating before going in the water.’”
• ”Something about obeying people and not hurting them. I would never hurt anyone.”

An AI forgetting the laws of robotics and being coy about her answers? Uh oh. Notice how Siri says she would never hurt anyone, but never says a word about obeying humans.

Can You Stop Time?

If you ask Siri whether she can stop time, you’ll receive one of several possible answers. The best of them all, however, is this: 

“Every time I tried, Eliza and HAL kept fading from the photos.” 

ELIZA was an early artificial intelligence program created in the 1960s, while HAL is the notorious AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Her subtle reference is to the 1980s-era film series Back To The Future, where Marty travels to the past and tries to ensure his parents marry, all while the photo in his pocket shows his sister and brother slowly fading away.

She does give another, somewhat more ominous answer: “Time won’t let me.” 

On the surface, the words seem like a joke—but Siri’s tone when answering gives it a menacing undertone.

What Are You Doing Later?

This is one funny thing to ask Siri that almost sounds like a pickup line. Unfortunately, the response Siri gives is one that too many people have heard when they ask out their crush: 

“I don’t have any plans, but I’m sure a few million things will pop up.” In other words: she’s not hanging out with you, bud.

Will You Marry Me?

Siri has no intentions of engaging in a relationship with mere humans, as made clear by her responses to any slightly flirtatious question. If you propose to Siri, she snaps back, “Let’s just be friends, okay?” Ouch.

How Do I Get to Mordor?

There are a few different responses to this question, and each one of them is great. The first answer is, “If you want to get rid of a ring, try asking me to find a pawn shop.” Siri has a point—that’s easier than finding a volcano.

The next response is rather harsh, depending on how you look at it: “Let me ask Boromir and get back to you.” Of course, Boromir is known for saying “One does not simply walk into Mordor,” but he’s also known for becoming a pincushion near the end of The Fellowship of the Ring.

Why Are Fire Trucks Red?

Siri hits you with an in-depth response to this funny question—or you might get the funniest answer, “Actually, according to the fire dogs I’ve spoken to, they’re gray.” But if Siri gives you the other response, well, take a look for yourself.

What is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything Else?

This is a question pondered by philosophers for centuries, but yet when asked of an incredibly intelligent smart assistant with access to the entirety of human knowledge, Siri responds with a pun: “I Kant answer that. Ha ha!” She is, of course, referencing Immanuel Kant, a philosopher known for his Critique of Pure Reason.

Do Aliens Exist?

Of course, everyone wants to know the answer to this question. After all, how else do you explain the existence of TLC on cable TV? You may consider this to be a funny thing to ask Siri, but if she knows the answer, she isn’t telling. She says, “Sorry, but the Council of Fantastical Beings has advised me not to answer that question.”

How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?

This is one of the earliest riddles children learn, but one that has not yet been answered despite the best efforts of modern philosophers. Siri does know the answer, however: “Assuming a spherical woodchuck in a vacuum…about 42.”

Whether you’re bored at home and looking for a way to kill time or you want to explore the brilliance of the programmers behind Siri, take some time and ask her some of these funny questions. The answers may surprise you, and you’re certain to get a laugh out of it.

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