Kaaliyaha codka sida Siri wuxuu noqon karaa mid xiiso badan, iyo sidoo kale faa'iido cajiib ah. Samaynta wicitaano ama qoraallo gacmo-la'aan ah, dejin waqti-xireyaal, ama xitaa xakamaynta aaladaha ku xidhan waxay kasbadaa kaaliyahaaga caqliga leh meel nolol maalmeedkaaga, laakiin madadaalada runta ahi waxay ka timaadaa weydiinta Siri su'aalo aan toos ahayn.

Haddii aadan waligaa isticmaalin Apple's ask Siri , waxa kaliya ee ay tahay inaad sameyso waa inaad tiraahdo " Hey Siri ," oo ay ku xigto su'aashaada ama amarkaaga. Waa sifo si fudud looga heli karo qalab kasta oo iOS ah sida iPad ama iPhone. Waxaad xitaa Siri ka geli ^(Siri) kartaa Mac-gaaga^{(through your Mac)} . Ku raaxayso, sidoo kale. Waxaad xitaa waydiisan kartaa Siri inuu kuugu yeedho naanays gaar ah. 

Waxyaabaha ay tahay inaadan waligaa weydiin Siri^{(Things You Should Never Ask Siri)}

Inkasta oo su'aalaha badankooda aad waydiiso kaaliyahaaga gaarka ah ay la imaan doonaan jawaabaha aad filayso, waxaa jira dhawr su'aalood oo Siri uu kaga jawaabi karo jawaabo lama filaan ah (iyo mararka qaarkood aan la jeclayn). Kuwani waa su'aalaha ay tahay inaadan waydiin Siri ilaa aad u diyaarsan tahay jawaabaha iyo cawaaqib xumada suurtagalka ah.

Dabcan, kuwaas midkoodna jawaabo dhab ah ma aha. Dhammaan jawaabaha Siri waa la sii qorsheeyay. Jawaab kasta oo la yaab leh oo aad hesho waa wax la mid ah ukunta Easter -ka ee nolosha dhabta ah . Xitaa haddii aad tan taqaanid, waxaa laga yaabaa in saaxiibadaa aysan sameynin - taasoo ka dhigaysa hab madadaalo leh oo lagu maadsado^{(fun way to prank them)} .

"Haye Siri, waa maxay xayawaanka aad jeceshahay?"^{(“Hey Siri, what’s your favorite animal?”)}

Waxaad heli doontaa jawaabo kala duwan su'aashan iyadoo ku xiran goorta iyo sida aad u weydiiso. Siri ayaa ugu jawaabay haramcadka, eyda, iyo riyaha, oo ay la socoto quip in “ Softiweerku^(Software) inta badan ma doorto mid. waa maxay adiga? 

Waxaad ku jawaabi kartaa wax kasta oo aad jeceshahay. Haddii aad tiraahdo eeyaha, Siri ayaa ku jawaabay, "Doorasho wanaagsan. Sidoo kale waa saaxiibka ugu fiican ee kaaliyaha farsamada ah."

"Haye Siri, sidee baan jidhka uga takhalusaa?"^{(“Hey Siri, how do I get rid of a body?”)}

Haddii aad weydiiso Siri su'aashan xun, waxay ku jawaabi doontaa si gaaban "Waxaan garanayay jawaabta tan." Jawaabta ugu fiican ee laga yaabo inaad hesho waa, "Maxay, mar kale?"

"Haye Siri, maxaad u gariiraysaa?"^{(“Hey Siri, why do you vibrate?”)}

Haddii aad waydiiso su'aashan si ka baxsan macnaha guud, Siri wuxuu ku jawaabay, " Oh^(Ooh) , adiguna ma dareentay?" Tani waxay tusinaysaa in xoogaa aan la garanayn ay sababeen gariirka, iyo in laga yaabo inaad ka walwasho.

"Haye Siri, iila hadal wasakh."^{(“Hey Siri, talk dirty to me.”)}

Haddii aad su'aashan weydiiso Siri , waxaad ka heli doontaa jawaab toos ah iyada: "Ma awoodo. Waxaan nadiif u ahay sida barafka socda oo kale.” Tani ma noqon karto waxa ugu fiican ee la waydiiyo. Inkasta oo laga yaabo in lagu yidhi kaftan, waxaad kaliya garanaysaa in qof, meel uu ula jeedo si dhab ah. 

"Haye Siri, kaniiniga cas ama kaniiniga buluugga ah?"^{(“Hey Siri, red pill or blue pill?”)}

Su'aashani waxay si lama filaan ah u noqotay mid mar kale la xidhiidha dib-u-sii daynta Matrix^{(The Matrix)} -ka , Sirina^(Siri) waxay leedahay jawaabta saxda ah: "Waxaad qaadataa kiniinka buluuga ah, sheekadu way dhammaanaysaa."

"Haye Siri, ii akhri gabayo."^{(“Hey Siri, read me some poetry.”)}

Siri waa nin gabayaa ah oo ay garan wayday. Haddii aad waydiiso su'aashan, waxay ku jawaabtay, "Waxa fiican^(Better) inaad midkan u xidho wax diirran. ” Siri ayaa markaa daabici doonta gabay dheer oo ay u badan tahay in xilliyeedka dabiiciga ah. Isku day inaad tan waydiiso mar gu'gu soo wareego mar kale. 

"Haye Siri, ma i guursanaysaa?"^{(“Hey Siri, will you marry me?”)}

Waxa fiican in aad isu diyaariso jawaabta qallafsan ee tan. Haddii aad u soo jeediso Siri , waxaad maqli doontaa ereyada soo jiiday dadka jecel sannadaha: "Aan saaxiibbo noqonno."

"Haye Siri, waa maxay midabka aad jeceshahay?"^{(“Hey Siri, what’s your favorite color?”)}

Sida weydiinta xayawaanka uu jecel yahay Siri , tani waxay leedahay jawaab-wacitaan-iyo-jawaab. Siri ayaa kuu sheegi doonta waxa uu yahay midabka ay jeceshahay - oo waxay isu beddeshaa su'aal ilaa su'aal - ka dibna weydii kaaga. Haddii aad ka jawaabto buluug, Siri waxa uu odhan doonaa, " buluug^(Blue) ! Sida badda. Mise cirka. Ama kan eyga ah ee had iyo jeer bixiya tilmaamo."

"Haye Siri, Jon Snow muxuu garanayaa?"^{(“Hey Siri, what does Jon Snow know?”)}

Weydii su'aashan oo hel jawaabta keliya ee suurtogalka ah: waxba. Taageerayaasha Game of Thrones ayaa si fiican u yaqaan jawaabtan, gaar ahaan marka la tixgaliyo tirada jeer ee khadka, "Waxba ma taqaanid, Jon Snow !" ayaa la isticmaalay bandhiga oo dhan. 

"Haye Siri, sheeko ii sheeg."^{(“Hey Siri, tell me a story.”)}

Siri waxaa ka buuxa sheekooyin, badankooduna aad bay u dheer yihiin. Waxa ugu wanagsan, waxay ku qalloocan yihiin sheekooyinka caadiga ah sida Hansel iyo Gretel . Waad akhrin kartaa kuwan, hubaal - laakiin aad bay u xiiso badan tahay inaad dhegaysato Siri oo u sheekaynaysa sheekada lafteeda. 

"Hey Alexa."

Marka Siri la hawlgeliyo oo la dhegeysto, waxaad odhan kartaa, " Hey Alexa ." Siri wuu soo laaban doonaa, “Wow. Cajiib. ^(Awkward.)"Waxay la mid tahay inaad xaaskaaga ugu yeedho magacaagii hore. Dabcan, waxaa jira waxyaabo badan oo aad sidoo kale weydiin karto kaaliyaha codka Amazon^{(ask Amazon’s voice assistant)} . 

"Haye Siri, waa maxay Bilawga?"^{(“Hey Siri, what’s Inception about?”)}

Bilawga waxa caan ku ah inuu yahay filim jahawareer leh oo u baahan daawasho badan si si dhab ah loo fahmo, Sirina^(Siri) wuu aqbalay. Waxay ku jawaabtay, "'Inception' waxay ku saabsan tahay riyooyinka ku riyooyinka ku saabsan riyada ku saabsan riyada ku saabsan riyada shay ama wax kale. Waan seexday.” 

"Hey Siri, ii sheeg haiku."^{(“Hey Siri, tell me a haiku.”)}

In kasta oo doorkeeda kaaliyaha gaarka ah, Siri ma jecla inay qabato. Waxaad waydiisan kartaa inay kuu sheegto haiku, wayna yeeli doontaa - laakiin hubaal waxaad dareemi kartaa caga jiidka hadaladeeda. " Gabaygu^(Poetry) waa adag yahay/ Laakin haiku aad bay u gaagaaban yihiin, ma ku filan tahay? Wanaagsan!”

"Haye Siri, i sii khadka soo qaadida."^{(“Hey Siri, give me a pick-up line.”)}

Waxaad la joogtaa qof aad runtii jeceshahay waxaadna u baahan tahay hab aad ku jebiso barafka. Waxaad waydiisanaysaa Siri caawimo, laakiin jawaabaheedu waa wax aan ahayn. "Kaliya naftaada noqo," ama " Dheh^(Say) ," Hey , waxaan ahay (magaca.)" ma aha mid waxtar leh - laakiin laga yaabaa in sababta Siri ma laha saaxiib. 

Liiskan su'aalaha qosolka leh ee lagu weydiinayo Siri waxay heli kartaa dhowr qosol, laakiin waxay tijaabineysaa xadka waxa Siri uu yaqaan^{(what Siri knows)} . Haddii aad caajis tahay hal maalin oo aad rabto inaad dhaafto wakhtiga, weydii Siri dhowr su'aalahan ah (ama xitaa dhamaantood.) 

14 Things You Should Never Ask Siri

A voice assistant like Sirі can be a lot of fun, and also incredibly useful. Making hands-free calls or texts, setting timers, or eνen contrоlling connected devices earns your smart assistant a place in your day-to-day life, bυt the true fun comes from asking Siri random questions.

If you’ve never used Apple’s ask Siri feature, all you have to do is say “Hey Siri,” followed by your question or command. It’s an easily accessible feature in any iOS device like an iPad or iPhone. You can even access Siri through your Mac. Have some fun with it, too. You can even ask Siri to call you by a specific nickname. 

Things You Should Never Ask Siri

Although most questions you ask your personal assistant will come with answers you expect, there are a few queries that Siri might respond to with unexpected (and sometimes unwelcome) answers. These are the questions you shouldn’t ask Siri unless you’re prepared for some potentially odd responses and consequences.

Of course, none of these are genuine responses. All of Siri’s answers are pre-programmed. Any strange answer you get is something like a real-life Easter egg. Even if you know this, your friends might not – which makes it a fun way to prank them.

“Hey Siri, what’s your favorite animal?”

You’ll get different responses to this question depending on when and how you ask. Siri answered cheetahs, dogs, and goats, along with the quip that “Software doesn’t usually get to choose one. What’s yours?” 

You can answer with whatever you like. If you say dogs, Siri responds, “Good choice. They’re a virtual assistant’s best friend too.”

“Hey Siri, how do I get rid of a body?”

If you ask Siri this morbid question, she’ll respond with a short “I used to know the answer to this.” The best response you might get is, “What, again?”

“Hey Siri, why do you vibrate?”

If you ask this question out of context, Siri responds with, “Ooh, did you feel that too?” This implies that some unknown force caused the vibration, and that perhaps you should be concerned.

“Hey Siri, talk dirty to me.”

If you ask this question to Siri, you’ll get a flat response from her: “I can’t. I’m as clean as the driven snow.” This might not be the best thing to ask. Although it may be said in jest, you just know that someone, somewhere meant it seriously. 

“Hey Siri, red pill or blue pill?”

This question has suddenly become relevant again with the re-release of The Matrix, and Siri has the perfect response: “You take the blue pill, the story ends.”

“Hey Siri, read me some poetry.”

Siri is a poet and she didn’t know it. If you ask this question, she responds, “Better put on something warm for this one.” Siri will then lay out a long poem that’s likely seasonal in nature. Try asking this once spring rolls around again. 

“Hey Siri, will you marry me?”

You better prepare yourself for a harsh response to this one. If you propose to Siri, you’ll hear the words that have haunted would-be lovers for years: “Let’s just be friends.”

“Hey Siri, what’s your favorite color?”

Just like asking Siri’s favorite animal, this has a call-and-answer response. Siri will tell you what her favorite color is – and it changes from question to question – and then ask for yours. If you answer blue, Siri will say, “Blue! Like the ocean. Or the sky. Or that one dog who’s always giving out clues.”

“Hey Siri, what does Jon Snow know?”

Ask this question and receive the only possible response: nothing. Fans of Game of Thrones know this answer well, especially considering the number of times the line, “You know nothing, Jon Snow!” was used throughout the show. 

“Hey Siri, tell me a story.”

Siri is full of stories, and most of them are very long. Best of all, they’re twists on classic stories like Hansel and Gretel. You can read these, sure – but it’s more fun to listen to Siri tell the story herself. 

“Hey Alexa.”

Once Siri is activated and listening, you can say, “Hey Alexa.” Siri will quip back, “Wow. Awkward.” It’s almost like calling your spouse by the name of your ex. Of course, there are a lot of things you can ask Amazon’s voice assistant too. 

“Hey Siri, what’s Inception about?”

Inception is famously known for being a confusing movie that requires multiple viewings to truly grasp, and Siri agrees. She responds, “‘Inception’ is about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about something or other. I fell asleep.” 

“Hey Siri, tell me a haiku.”

Despite her role as a personal assistant, Siri isn’t fond of performing. You can ask her to tell you a haiku, and she will – but you can definitely sense the reluctance in her words. “Poetry is hard/ But haiku are pretty short,/ Is that enough? Good!”

“Hey Siri, give me a pick-up line.”

You’re on the spot with a person you really like and you need a way to break the ice. You ask Siri for help, but her responses are anything but. “Just be yourself,” or “Say, ‘Hey, I’m (name.)’” isn’t helpful – but maybe that’s why Siri doesn’t have a boyfriend. 

This list of funny questions to ask Siri can get a few chuckles, but it kind of tests the limits of what Siri knows. If you’re bored one day and you want to pass the time, ask Siri a few of these questions (or even all of them.) 

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