Internetku^(Internet) waa dhul bacrin ah oo loogu talagalay dhammaan noocyada khiyaamooyinka. Waa kuwee kuwa ugu waaweyn (iyo kuwa ugu qosolka badan) in kastoo? Waxaan soo aruurinay 5 ka dhigay mid aad ugu weyn Shabkada^(Web) , iska hubi.

1. Gabadh cidla ah15

Fiidiyowyada kelinimada ah15 waxay ahaayeen taxane goos goos ah oo YouTube ah, kuwaas oo daba-dheeraaday welwelka maalinlaha ah ee gabadheeda shan iyo toban jirka ah iyo xirfadaheeda fiidiyaha iyo tafatirka ee aadka u horumarsan. Sida taxanaha u horumaray xumaanta ee habdhaqanka cibaadaysigu soo galay. In kasta oo ay wax yar ka been abuur ah ka badan video of Bigfoot ee Roswell , dood ku saabsan xaqiiqada ah ee videos ayaa kiciyay toddobaadyo iyo qaar badan oo ka xanaaqay markii been abuur ah ayaa shaaca ka qaaday. Haa, dadku waxay si fagaare ah ugu dhawaaqeen "Waan ka xanaaqsanahay inaanan si muuqaal ah ugu raaxaysanayn in gabadh aan qaan-gaar ahayn oo dhab ah ay galeyso argagixisanimo iyo xadgudub aniga oo aan waxba ka qaban."

LA Times ayaa^{(LA Times)} ugu dambeyntii "soo bandhigtay" been-abuurka, waxaanan hubnaa in markii hore loo maqli waayay filim-samaynta "shirqoolayaasha" halkaas laga soo saaray, iyo The Times , iyo New York Times , The Wall Street Journal iyo PBS waxay ahaayeen gabi ahaanba laga naxay. " Ninyahow^(Man) ," waa inay ku yidhaahdeen dhammaan warfidiyeenada iyo war-fidiyeenada kuwaas oo aan markii hore laba jeer eegin iyaga, "Runtii halkaas ayaad nagu keentay. Ma aanan fileyn in soo shaacbaxa noocaan oo kale ah ee been abuurkayaga gabi ahaanba.

"Uma aynaan malaynayn inay si fiican u shaqayn doonto  kala badh ^(half ) ."

2. bankiga XAWAA

Kuwa idinka mid ah ee weli garanaya waxa ay u egyihiin dadka kale iyo xiddig-maalmeedka, EVE Online waa meel bannaan oo ku saleysan MMORPG . Oo waxaanu ula jeednaa in la quusiyo sida badweynta degdega ah ee degdega ah ee hore loogu sii socdo - runtii waa hal galax oo dhan, halka adduunyada kalena ay leeyihiin astaamo iyo nidaamyada hubka midkani waxa uu leeyahay dhaqaale dhan. Waxaad dhab ahaantii ku guuleysan kartaa ciyaarta si fudud adigoo ka ganacsanaya badeecadaha, iyo lacagta ciyaaraha ee ISK ( Interstellar Kredit ) waxay leedahay mid dhab ah, haddii aan gebi ahaanba sharci ahayn, u beddelashada lacagta dhabta ah. Dhab ahaantii EVE ISK (0.40 USD 1M ISK, Ciyaaraha fiidiyowga waxay u muuqdaan inay wax ka qabtaan cutubyo waaweyn) waxay u badan tahay inay tahay maalgashi ka wanaagsan oo si ballaaran loo isticmaalo marka loo eego lacagta dhabta ah ee Iceland Kroner (0.01 USD = 1 ISK ). Ciyaartoyga EVE sidoo kale waxay la tartamayaan Iceland (qiyaastii 300,000), iyo ciyaaraha CCP (sameeyayaasha) waxay xaruntoodu tahay Iceland . Ma aha in aan soo jeedinayno reer Reykjavikian^{(Reykjavikians)} kastaa inuu ka walwalo in lagu beddelo ciidan xagjir ah oo ay u tababartay CCP si ay u adeecaan amar kasta.

Dadku waxay dejiyeen ganacsiyo dhan oo ku yaal goobta casriga ah ee EVE , iyagoo rogaya dhammaan shaqada ciyaarta fiidiyowga iyagoo si dhab ah u shaqeynaya laba shaqo (marka ugu horreysa ee bixinta kharashka bilaha ah ee labaad), iyadoo celceliska ciyaaryahan EVE uu galo saacadaha 2.5 maalintii. . Sannadkii 2006 ciyaaryahan la yiraahdo Cally (magaca dhabta ah ee Dentara Rast ) ayaa aasaasay " EVE Investment Bank", iyo tusaale kale oo ka mid ah waxyaabaha cajiibka ah ee aan macquul ahayn ee ku dhici kara ciyaaraha fiidiyowga, dadku waxay lacagtooda u wakiisheen nin lagu magacaabo " Cally ".

Muddo ka dib bangigu wuu balaariyay oo aakhirkii wuxuu akoontada ku lahaa in ka badan 700 Billion ISK (in ka badan boqol kun oo run ah, daacad ilaah "Waxaad ku iibsan kartaa cunto ama galmo kuwaas" dollars) Dabadeed, dembiga shirkadda ee maamulayaasha nolosha dhabta ah ay ku riyoon^(CEOs) karaan oo keliya (oo waxaan hubaa inta badan), Cally waxay qaadatay dhammaan lacagta oo orday. Gaar ahaan, wuu orday oo soo iibsaday Ultimega-death clas hyper cruiser, wuxuu saaray madaxiisa hal milyan oo ISK ah oo u wareegay meel qoto dheer oo si fudud qof kasta ugu dhiiraday inuu isku dayo oo dilo. Bal tan arag? Tani^(THIS) waa sababta ay dadku u ciyaaraan ciyaaraha fiidiyaha - nolosha dhabta ah dambiyada cadaanka ah waa tirooyinka la isku halleyn karo iyo u haajiridda meelaha canshuurta, EVEWaxaan leenahay maareeye bangi oo wax ka qabta cabashooyinka adeegga ee madfac isku dhafan.

3. Shirkadda Xun ee la soo degsan karo

Isku-xidhka nuxurka la soo dajin karo ayaa runtii muujiyay ruuxa runta ah ee horumariyayaashu. Shirkadaha cajiibka ah sida Valve waxay sii daayaan waxyaabo bilaash ah, sababtoo ah waxay fahmeen shaygan "internetka" oo dhan, oo leh qaybinta dhijitaalka ah iyo qiimaha ka dambeeya calaamad la jecel yahay. Shirkadaha aan cajiibka ahayn sida EA ayaa ku dalacaya, halka kuwa kale sida Microsoft ay dhexda uga jiraan " hadda lacag bixi ama xeelado dambe oo bilaash ah". Si ka duwan waxa kala bar dadka Internetku^(Internet) ay aaminsan yihiin, in kastoo, qofna ma necbi kartid sababtoo ah ma bixiyaan shaqadooda lacag la'aan. Nasiib wanaag, EA waxay ka dhigtay A-OK inay mar kale nacaan iyaga oo ku dalacaya "waxyaabaha aan la soo dejin karin", haddii kale loo yaqaan " Waxyaabaha^(Things) aad horay uga soo iibsatay."

Muddo sanado ah EA waxa ay ka shaqaynaysay dhibkaas oo dhan “Dhab ahaantii in ay wax soo saarto si ay lacag u kasbato” shay, iyada oo la dhimay nuxurka koobabkii sannadlaha ahaa ee la cusboonaysiin kasta, iyo Shirkadda Xun^{(Bad Company)} ay ugu dambayntii gaadheen. Waxa aad samayso, sax, ma waxaad bixinaysaa goobta dagaalka^{(Battlefield)} : saxanka shirkadda xun^{(Bad Company)} . Ama waxaad bixin kartaa lacag dheeraad ah nooca ka furaya qaar ka mid ah hubka. Hubka, dhab ahaantii, horeba ugu yaalay labada saxan. Haa, EA waxay ku guulaysatay Zen Nirvana ee Suuqgeynta Bastardry^{(Marketing Bastardry)} iyadoo ka shaqaynaysa sidii looga iibin lahaa wax la mid ah laba jeer oo mar kasta lagu dalaco.

Warkani waxa uu ku saabsanaa sidoo kale loo helay sida jiirka daacuunka ee masraxa qalliinka, laakiin xaqiiqadu waxay tahay in xafiisyada Farshaxanka Elektarooniga^{(Electronics Arts)} ah ee adduunka oo dhan aan la gubin waxay caddaynaysaa in dadka dhaleeceeya internetka^(Internet) ay yihiin kuwo aad iyo aad u badan oo online ah oo aad iyo aad u faa'iido leh marka la eego dhab ahaantii samaynta. waxyaabo. Dhaqdhaqaaq qaadacaada ayaa mar hore bilowday waxaanan rajayn karnaa in hal mar, hal mar, caajisnimada internetka aysan isku dhibin inay burburiso. ^(Internet)Sababtoo ah mar ay helaan waxay ka bixi karaan EA-gan gabi ahaanba waxay ku dhufan doonaan dhaqankan dhulka muddo dheer ka dib marka ay jirto dhibic ka hartay, dhiirigelin ama miyir-qab. Kuwanu waa nimankii u rogay ciyaarta caanka ah ee Madden magac cusub oo sannadle ah oo lixdan dollar ah, iyo in ugu yaraan si fiican u bilaabmay.

4. Gizmondo

Waxaa laga yaabaa inaad xasuusato inaan ka hadalnay Gizmondo dhowr usbuuc ka hor maqaalkeena " 5ta dammaanad ee ugu xun^{(The 5 Worst Reassurances)} " (kiis kaas mahadsanid, akhristaha joogtada ah, waxaana laga yaabaa inaan niraahno sida gaar ahaan garaadka iyo caqliga aad maanta u eegayso?). Tani waa sababta oo ah Gizmondo wuxuu ku soo baxaa liis kasta oo tignoolajiyada xun ee internetka^(Internet) oo dhan . Waxaa loo arkaa masiibada ugu weyn ee elektiroonigga ah tan iyo markii qof markii ugu horreysay u maleeyay "Waxaan jeclaan lahaa inaan sameeyo rooti inta aan qubayska ku jiro". Taas oo^(Which) ah cadaalad darro, sababtoo ah waxay ahayd runtii guul weyn.

Gaar ahaan, waxay ahayd guul weyn oo laga gaaray hawshii loogu talagalay ee "Sii Stefan Eriksson, Johan Enander iyo saaxiibo afar iyo labaatan bilood xisbi baabuur-iyo-hoos-u-qaadis ah." Taariikhda ganacsi ee Tiger Telematics (sameeyayaasha Gizmondo ) waxay ka dhigaysa xatooyada weyn ee Auto^{(Grand Theft Auto)} u eg Barney Barney higgaadda^{(Barney Teaches Spelling)} . "Maamulayaasha maamulka" ee shirkadu waxay lahaan jireen in ka badan afar iyo labaatan sano oo xadhig ah oo u dhexeeya iyaga oo lagu eedeeyay khiyaano iyo rabshado jireed, waxay iibsadeen wakaalad London oo dhan ah "modeling", waxay burburiyeen in ka badan hal milyan oo doolar oo baabuur isboorti ah waxayna haystaan ​​​​dhammaan- qoyska-ballaadhan-dhan-dhammaan xafladaha furitaanka oo ka kooban Dannii Minogue , Sting iyoHeesaha Busta^{(Busta Rhymes)} (iyo kuwo kale). Kharashaadkaas oo dhan waxa lagu taageeray iibka saamiyada, iyada oo loo malaynayo in dadka saxeexay jeegaga qalin-jabinta, sababtoo ah marka shirkad ay bixinayso kharashka xisbiyada leh saamiyada markaa taasi maaha shirkad qorsheynaysa in ay sii jirto muddo dheer.

Sannadkii 2005 shirkadu waxay si wax ku ool ah u lumisay in ka badan hal milyan oo doolar maalintii. Waxaad ku shidi kartaa boqol dollar daqiiqad kasta hal mar adigoon wax cunin ama seexan welina ma gaarin heerkaas khasaaraha - waxaanan kuu xaqiijinayaa in nimankan ay heleen WAY waxyaabo madadaalo ah oo ay ku sameeyaan lacagta caddaanka ah. Waxay ahayd nolol dhab ah Malaayiin^(Millions) Brewster . Wixii la yaab leh oo aan u noqonin kaftan April Fool, mid ka mid ah shaqaalihii asalka ahaa ayaa hadda isku dayaya in uu kor u qaado raasumaalka maalgashiga si uu dib ugu bilaabo shirkadda (tarjumaad - waxaa jira dhowr nooc oo champagne ah oo uusan weli isku dayin). Taas oo caddaynaysa in ay jiraan dad u baahan in ay lacag ka sameeyaan "waxyaabaha ciyaarta kumbiyuutarka ah" inkastoo aysan xitaa garanayn sida loo Google qof.

5. Ku xad-gudbida Khayaanada

Mar kasta oo aan helo 419 spam iimaanka aan ku qabo bini'aadamka ayaa hoos u dhacaya (hadda waxay ku dul wareegaysaa meel ka sarreysa xudunta Dunida), sababtoo ah xaqiiqda ah in ay sii socdaan waxay muujinaysaa in meel, bartey, ay weli shaqeeyaan. Dhammaan waxaan taageersanahay in nacasnimada dhamaadka ah lagu kala tago lacag caddaan ah oo aysan ahayn inay haystaan, laakiin waxaan ahay taageere ka sii weyn caddaaladda maansada - taas oo ah sababta shaqada 419-cunadu ay tahay mid madadaalo leh. E-mailing scamming waxay noqon kartaa khiyaanada internetka ee ugu weyn ee waqtigeena laakiin taasi macnaheedu maahan in aysan jirin doqomo labada dhinac ah, sida lagu muujiyay  qaybtan cajiibka ah^{(this wonderful piece)}  ee ay tuugadu noqdaan kuwa khiyaameeya. Oo kaliya maaha kaararka deynta, ama amniga bulshada, oh maya.

Waxay gacanta ku helayaan koobiyeynta sheeko-yaqaan Harry Potter oo dhan . Waxayna sawiraan boggaga si ay u caddeeyaan.

Tag, runtii, waa inaad aragto kuwan - ka dibna mar kasta oo sanduuqaaga boostada lagu xiro " UIRG3NT LOTTTERY TIKKIT^{(UIRG3NT LOTTTTERY TIKKIT)} !!#" mail, waxaad sawiri kartaa tuugo dul fuulaya qoraalkiisa

1. koobiyaynaya boggiisa afar boqol oo bog ee male-awaalka ilmaha farxadda leh

2. isaga oo si quus ah iska indha tiraya xanuunka faraha badan ee ka damqanaya

3. qosolka " Woohoo waxaan samaynayaa lacag bilaash ah oo aad u badan"

4. si buuxda, oo gebi ahaanba ku guuldareystay in ay qadariyaan birta.

5 Scams That Marked the Internet

The Internet is fertile ground fоr all sorts оf scams. Which are the biggest (аnd funniest) ones though? We have collеcted 5 that madе it pretty big on the Web, check it oυt.

1. Lonelygirl15

The lonelygirl15 videos were a series of YouTube clips, chronicling the everyday worries of a regular fifteen year old girl and her phenomenally advanced video and editing skills. As the series progressed sinister overtones of cult behavior crept in. Despite being slightly more obviously fake than a video of Bigfoot at Roswell, debate about the veracity of the videos raged for weeks and many were upset when the hoax was revealed. Yes, people publicly announced “I am upset that I was not voyeuristically enjoying the slide of a real underage girl into terror and abuse without doing anything about it.”

The LA Times eventually “exposed” the hoax, and we’re sure that when the previously unheard of film-making “conspirators” were outed there, and in The Times, and The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and PBS they were absolutely horrified. “Man,” they must have said to all the reporters and newscasters who would previously never have looked twice at them, “You really got us there. We didn’t expect this kind of exposure of our hoax at all.”

“We didn’t think it would work half this well.”

2. EVE banker

For those of you who still know what other people and the daystar look like, EVE Online is a massively immersive space-based MMORPG. And we mean immersive like an ocean of quicksand being played on fast forward – it is literally a single entire galaxy, and while other worlds have characters and weapon systems this one has an entire economy. You can actually succeed in the game simply by trading commodities, and the games currency of ISK (Interstellar Kredit) has a real, if not entirely legal, conversion to real money. In fact EVE ISK (0.40 USD per 1M ISK, video games tend to deal in big units) is probably a better investment and more widely used than the actual currency of Iceland Kroner (0.01 USD = 1 ISK). The EVE player population also rivals that of Iceland (about 300,000), and CCP games (the makers) are headquartered in Iceland. Not that we’re suggesting any Reykjavikians should be worried about being replaced by a fanatical army trained by CCP to obey their every command.

People have set up entire businesses in the virtual space of EVE, inverting the whole function of a video game by essentially working two jobs (the first paying the monthly subscription fee for the second), with the average EVE player logging in 2.5 hours a day. In 2006 a player called Cally (real name Dentara Rast) set up the “EVE Investment Bank”, and in yet another example of the amazing unrealistic things that can happen in video games, people entrusted their money to a man named “Cally”.

Over time the bank expanded and eventually had over 700 Billion ISK (over one hundred thousand real, honest to god “You can buy food or sex with these” dollars) in the account. Then, in a corporate crime that real-life CEOs can only dream of (and I’m sure often do), Cally just took all the money and ran. Specifically, he ran and bought an Ultimega-death clas hyper cruiser, put a million ISK bounty on his own head and cruised off into deep space simply daring anyone to try and kill him. See this? THIS is why people play video games so much – in real life white collar crime is fudged numbers and emigration to tax havens, in EVE we’ve got a bank manager who deals with service complaints with a fusion cannon.

3. Bad Company Downloadable Content

The conundrum of downloadable content has really revealed the true spirit of developers. Awesome companies like Valve release free content, because they understand this whole “internet” thing, with its digital distribution and the value behind a beloved brand. Non-awesome companies like EA charge for it, while others like Microsoft hover in the middle with “pay now or free later strategies”. Contrary to what half the population of the Internet would have you believe, though, you can’t actually hate someone because they don’t give away their work for free. Luckily, EA has made it A-OK to hate them again by charging for “non-downloadable content”, otherwise known as “Things you already bought from them.”

For years EA has been working on that whole troublesome “Actually having to produce something in order to earn money” thing, reducing the content of yearly titles with each iteration, and with Bad Company they’ve finally achieved it. What you do, right, is you pay for a Battlefield: Bad Company disc. Or you can pay extra for a version which unlock some of the weapons. Weapons that are, in fact, already on both discs. Yes, EA have achieved the Zen Nirvana of Marketing Bastardry by working out how to sell you the same thing twice and charge each time.

This news was about as well received as a plague rat in an operating theatre, but the fact is that Electronics Arts offices worldwide remain un-burned down proves that Internet critics are very, very vocal online and very, very useless in terms of actually doing things. A boycott movement has already started and we can only hope that once, just once, Internet apathy doesn’t bother to ruin it. Because once they find they can get away with this EA will absolutely grind this practice into the ground long after there’s any remaining point, motivation or sanity. These are the guys who turned the popular Madden game franchise into a yearly sixty-dollar player name update, and that at least started good.

4. Gizmondo

You might recall that we talked about the Gizmondo a couple of weeks ago in our “The 5 Worst Reassurances” article (in which case thanks, regular reader, and might we say how particularly discerning and intelligent you’re looking today?). This is because the Gizmondo turns up in every single negative-adjective technology list on the entire Internet. It’s widely viewed as the greatest electronics disaster since somebody first thought “I’d love to make some toast while in the bath”. Which is unfair, because it was really a huge success.

Specifically, it was a huge success in its intended function of “Provide Stefan Eriksson, Johan Enander and friends with a twenty-four month fast-car-and-hookers party.” The business history of Tiger Telematics (the makers of Gizmondo) makes Grand Theft Auto look like Barney Teaches Spelling. The “managing executives” of the company had over twenty-four years of jail time between them for frauds and physical violence, they bought an entire London “modeling” agency, have wrecked over a million dollars worth of sports cars and had the entire-extended-family-of-all launch parties featuring Dannii Minogue, Sting and Busta Rhymes (among others). All this spending was supported by the sales of shares, presumably to people who signed the cheques in crayon, because when a company is paying for parties with shares then that is not a company that plans to be around for long.

For 2005 the company effectively lost over a million dollars a day. You could light a hundred dollars on fire once a minute, every minute without eating or sleeping and still not achieve that level of loss – and I assure you that these guys found WAY funner things to do with the cash than that. It was a real life Brewster’s Millions. In what amazingly hasn’t turned out to be an April Fool’s joke, one of the original crew is now attempting to raise investment capital to relaunch the company (translation – there are a few types of champagne he hasn’t tried yet). Which just proves that there are people desperate to make money out of “those computer-game things” despite not even knowing how to Google somebody.

5. Scamming the Scammers

Every time I get a 419 spam my faith in humanity goes down a notch (it’s currently hovering just above the Earth’s core), because the fact that they keep coming shows that somewhere, somehow, they’re still working. I’m all in favor of the terminally foolish being parted with cash they shouldn’t have, but I’m an even bigger fan of poetic justice – which is why the work of 419eater is so entertaining. E-mailing scamming might be the biggest online fraud of our time but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t idiots on both sides, as shown in this wonderful piece where the scammers become the scammees. And not just for credit cards, or social security, oh no.

They get to hand copy an entire Harry Potter novel. And they scan the pages to prove it.

Go, really, you have to see these – and then every time your inbox gets clogged with another “UIRG3NT LOTTTTERY TIKKIT!!#” mail, you can picture a scammer hunched over his notepad and

1. copying his four hundredth page of delightful child’s fantasy

2. desperately ignoring the massive, aching pain in his wrist

3. giggling “Woohoo I’m going to make so much free money”

4. utterly, utterly failing to appreciate the irony.

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