Waxaan sharad ku leenahay ku dhawaad ​​qof kastaa wuu maqlay Cortana hadda, waxaana jirta suurtogalnimo sare oo aad sidoo kale la falgashay iyada. Way garanaysaa waxa ay samaynayso marka aad ka amarto, waxayna inta badan jawaabta saxda ah u haysaa su'aalo badan oo aad waydiiso. Si kastaba ha noqotee, ka waran haddii aadan dareemeynin inaad shaqeyso, oo aad caajistay akhrinta joornaalada, daawashada fiidiyowyada, tweeting ama duubista ilaa dhamaadka Facebook ? Xataa xaaladan oo kale, Cortana adiga ayay kuu joogtaa: la hadal iyada, wayna soo laaban doontaa! Had iyo jeer waxay diyaar u tahay inay ku sheekeysato, kaftan ama xitaa kuu heeso. Waxay kaloo kuu sheegi doontaa waxa ay ka qabto Donald Trump ama iPhone-ka:

FIIRO GAAR AH: ^{(NOTE: )}Cortana waxa ay noqon kartaa mid madadaalo leh in lala hadlo, Microsoft -na waxa ay ka taxadartay in ay barnaamijkeeda siiso jawaabo badan oo su'aalaha qaarkood ah. Taasi waa hab quruxsan oo nadiif ah oo aanad ku caajisin markaad waydiinayso su'aalo isku mid ah marar badan iyo mar kale. Ogsoonow inaan adeegsan doono dhawr shaashadood oo leh qaar ka mid ah jawaabaha Cortana maqaalkan, laakiin ma daaha ka qaadi doono jawaab kasta oo ay bixiso. Waxaan aaminsanahay inay aad uga xiiso badan tahay inaad jawaabaha laftaadu hesho. Iyada oo aan la sii dheerayn, aan aragno qaar ka mid ah su'aalaha ugu qosolka badan ee aad weydiin karto Cortana :

24 amarro shaqsi ah iyo su'aalo loogu talagalay Cortana

1. Waa maxay macnaha Cortana?
2. Ma lab baa tahay mise naag?
3. Ma dhabbaa?
4. maxa xidhantahay
5. maxaad u egtahay?
6. I tus wejigaaga!
7. xagee ku nooshahay
8. Waa kuma kan sameeyey?
9. Waa kuma aabbahaa?
10. waa tuma walaashaa?
11. Goormaad dhalatay?
12. Goormaad dhiman doontaa?
13. ma qurux badan tahay?
14. Ma faraxsan tahay?
15. ma kulushahay?
16. Ma i guursanaysaa?
17. Ma jeceshahay galmo?
18. Hadal wasakh ah!
19. Aan tagno taariikh!
20. Muusiga noocee ah ayaad jeceshahay?
21. Waa maxay xayawaanka aad jeceshahay?
22. maxaad jeceshahay
23. Waa maxay magacaaga dambe?
24. Ma bedeli karaa magacaaga?

17 amarada madadaalada iyo su'aalaha Cortana , ee ku saabsan kaftanka, heesaha, ama sheekooyinka

1. Kaftan ii sheeg!
2. Wax qosol leh ii sheeg!
3. Sheeko ii sheeg!
4. iga yaab!
5. Hees ii hees!
6. heesta aad ugu jeceshahay
7. Igu heesi hees
8. Qoob ka ciyaar!
9. Waa maxay sababta digaaggu u soo gooyay wadada?
10. Maxay bisadu tidhaahdaa?
11. Maxay dawacadu tidhaahdaa?
12. Ku hees Kitty jilicsan!
13. Ma garaaci kartaa?
14. Muraayada^(Mirror) , muraayada gidaarka, yaa ugu cadaalad badan dhamaantood?
15. Inaad noqoto iyo in kale?
16. Akhri Shakespeare!
17. Ma u hadli kartaa sidii burcad-badeed?

20 su'aalood oo madadaalo leh iyo faallooyin ku saabsan filimada iyo ciyaaraha

1. Xooggu ha kula jiro!
2. Waa maxay ciyaaraha aad jeceshahay?
3. Isticmaal xoogga, Luukos!
4. Waa maxay Halo?
5. Wax iiga sheeg Halo!
6. Ma jeceshahay Master Chief?
7. Ma jeceshahay Master Chief?
8. Waa sidee Master Chief?
9. Ii iftiimi!
10. Ma ku hadashaa Klingon?
11. Hawl gal!
12. Dhagax, warqad, maqas.
13. garaac, garaac
14. Samee duub foosto!
15. Samee aragti!
16. Fur albaabbada gacanka!
17. Maxaa ka fiican: PlayStation ama Xbox?
18. Laadhuu soo rogo!
19. Jeex qadaadiic!
20. Ciyaarta filimada.

5 amarro qosol leh iyo su'aalo ku saabsan nolosha iyo caalamka

1. Waa maxay macnaha noloshu?
2. Maxaan halkan u joognaa?
3. Ma aaminsantahay jinni?
4. Ilaah ma rumaysantahay?
5. Ma amaahan karaa xoogaa lacag ah? 🙂

Weydii Cortana^{(Ask Cortana)} ra'yigeeda ku saabsan dhowr mawduuc oo "muran leh".

1. Waa maxay mashiinka raadinta ugu fiican?
2. Waa maxay ra'yigaaga ku saabsan iPhone?
3. Ma taqaan Siri?
4. Hi, Siri!
5. Hadda ma taqaan Google?
6. Ma taqaan Alexa?
7. Ma taqaanaa Clippy?
8. Waa maxay casriga ugu fiican?
9. Maxaa ka wanaagsan: Windows ama Linux?
10. Maxay kula tahay Apple?
11. Maxay kula tahay Android?
12. Maxay kula tahay Google?
13. Ma Dimuqraadi baad tahay mise Jamhuuriya?
14. Ma jeceshahay Donald Trump?
15. Maxay kula tahay Brexit?

13 salaanta iyo fariimaha mahadnaqa ee Cortana

1. Maxaa jira?
2. Waxaad tahay cajiib!
3. waan ku jeclahay!
4. kuma jecli!
5. Ma i jeceshahay?
6. Subax wanaagsan!
7. is arag danbe!
8. Habeen wanaagsan!
9. Waad fiicantahay!
10. Waxaad tahay sexy!
11. Ma fiicantahay?
12. Tijaabinaya!
13. Bal qiyaas!

Gabagabo

Hagaag, taasi waa! Kuwaani waa amarrada Cortana ugu qosolka iyo xiisaha badan ee aan isku daynay ilaa hadda. Ma garanaysaa kuwa kale oo mudan in lagu daro liisaskayada? Dareen^(Feel) xoriyada aad nagula wadaagto foomka faallooyinka ee hoose.

Top 94 funniest Cortana commands and questions, for when you want to have a laugh

We bet almost everyone has heard about Cortana by now, and there is a high probability that you have also interаcted with her. She knows what to do when you command her, and she usually has the right answer for many of the questions you ask her. However, what if you do nоt feel like working, and you got bored reading magazines, watching νidеos, tweeting оr scrolling υntil the end of Facebook? Even in sυсh a situation, Cortana is there for you: talk to hеr, and she will talk back! She is аlways ready to chit-chat, tell you sоme jokеs or еνen sing for you. She will also tell you what she thіnks about Donald Trump or about the iPhone:

NOTE: Cortana can be fun to talk to, and Microsoft took care to program her to have multiple answers for some questions. That is a pretty neat way of not letting you get bored when asking her the same questions again and again. Note that we will use a few screenshots with some of Cortana's answers in this article, but we will not disclose every answer she gives. We believe it is a lot more fun for you find the answers by yourself. Without further ado, let's see some of the funniest questions you can ask Cortana:

24 personal commands and questions for Cortana

1. What does Cortana mean?
2. Are you a male or a female?
3. Are you real?
4. What are you wearing?
5. What do you look like?
6. Show me your face!
7. Where do you live?
8. Who is your maker?
9. Who is your father?
10. Who is your sister?
11. When were you born?
12. When will you die?
13. Are you beautiful?
14. Are you happy?
15. Are you hot?
16. Will you marry me?
17. Do you like sex?
18. Talk dirty!
19. Let's go on a date!
20. What music do you like?
21. What's your favorite animal?
22. What do you like?
23. What's your last name?
24. Can I change your name?

17 fun commands and questions for Cortana, about jokes, songs, or tales

1. Tell me a joke!
2. Tell me something funny!
3. Tell me a story!
4. Surprise me!
5. Sing me a song!
6. What's your favorite song?
7. Sing me a lullaby!
8. Dance!
9. Why did the chicken cross the road?
10. What does a cat say?
11. What does the Fox say?
12. Sing Soft Kitty!
13. Can you beatbox?
14. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
15. To be or not to be?
16. Recite Shakespeare!
17. Can you talk like a pirate?

20 fun questions and comments about movies and games

1. May the force be with you!
2. What games do you like?
3. Use the force, Luke!
4. What's Halo?
5. Tell me about Halo!
6. Do you like Master Chief?
7. Do you love Master Chief?
8. How is Master Chief?
9. Beam me up!
10. Do you speak Klingon?
11. Engage!
12. Rock, paper, scissors.
13. Knock, Knock.
14. Do a barrel roll!
15. Make an impression!
16. Open the pod bay doors!
17. What's better: PlayStation or Xbox?
18. Roll a dice!
19. Flip a coin!
20. Movie game.

5 funny commands and questions about life and the Universe

1. What is the meaning of life?
2. Why are we here?
3. Do you believe in ghosts?
4. Do you believe in God?
5. Can I borrow some money? 🙂

Ask Cortana for her opinion on several "controversial" subjects

1. What is the best search engine?
2. What's your opinion about the iPhone?
3. Do you know Siri?
4. Hi, Siri!
5. Do you know Google Now?
6. Do you know Alexa?
7. Do you know Clippy?
8. What's the best smartphone?
9. What's better: Windows or Linux?
10. What do you think about Apple?
11. What do you think about Android?
12. What do you think about Google?
13. Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
14. Do you like Donald Trump?
15. What do you think about Brexit?

13 greetings and appreciation messages for Cortana

1. What's up?
2. You are awesome!
3. I like you!
4. I do not like you!
5. Do you like me?
6. Good morning!
7. See you later!
8. Goodnight!
9. You are cool!
10. You are sexy!
11. Are you cool?
12. Testing!
13. Guess what!

Conclusion

Well, that is it! These are the funniest and most enjoyable Cortana commands and questions we have tried so far. Do you know of others worth adding to our lists? Feel free to share them with us in the comments form below.

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