Kaarka "ka bax xabsiga bilaash"? 

Sida-aan-loo-maareynin-xogta-xasaasi ah-warrarka, dawladda UK waxay ku dhiiranaysaa hal usbuuc oo ay ka buuxaan xumaan ka dib markii ay nooceeda, si fiican, u meel dhigtay kaydka xogta maxaabiista oo dhan. Hooy^(Whoops) .

Sida dadka xidhiidhka dadweynaha ee liita ee Home Office u sharxayaan, eedda waxay ku dhacaysaa qandaraasle lumay usha xusuusta - mid ku dhacday inuu hayo diiwaanka maxbuus kasta oo ku sugan England iyo Wales labadaba . Si loo caddeeyo: Maya, lama xaday. Ma jirin wax jabsiga tignoolajiyada sare ee ku lug leh Ninkii freakin' wuu waayay.

"Hah, taasi miyay muhiim ahayd? Waxaan jeclaan lahaa in qof hore ii sheegi lahaa, "Waxaan u malaynaynay in fella uu gariiray markii uu ogaaday in aanay ahayn ciyaar leydi madadaalo ah oo uu ku ganacsan lahaa.

Haddaba maxay tani u tahay heshiis weyn? Hagaag^(Well) , oo ka baxsan arrimaha muuqda, warbaahinta Ingiriiska ayaa hadda ku qiyaaseysa inay siin karto maxaabiista dambiilayaasha ah "ka bixi xabsiga bilaashka ah" kaarka. Haddii qof kasta oo hela usha xusuusta ee sida khaldan loo maamulay uu go'aansado in uu la wadaago xogta - dheh, qalabkaas cusub ee quruxda badan ee loo yaqaan Internet-ka -^{(Internet —)} maxaabiistu waxa ay sheegan karaan in aanay awoodin in ay helaan maxkamad cadaalad ah. Lahaanshaha taariikhdooda dembiyeed buuxa oo sabaynaysa qof kasta si uu u helo, qareenadu waxay yiraahdeen, waxay furi kartaa albaabkaas.

Laakiin waxaa jirta dhibaato ka weyn halkan, sidoo kale: xaqiiqda ah in sabab kasta ha ahaatee, UK waxay u muuqataa inay horumarisay isbeddel murugo leh oo luminta macluumaadka muhiimka ah. Ilaa hadda, dawladdu waa ilaa  afar milyan oo diiwaanno shakhsi ah oo lumay^{(four million lost personal records)}  sannadkii la soo dhaafay oo keliya, inta badan waxay ka timid "meel-xumo" fudud oo la mid ah saxannada ama darawallada adag. Diiwaanada cashuuraha, faylasha qorista milatariga, natiijooyinka imtixaanka wadista, iyo jaantusyada caafimaadka ayaa dhamaantood sameeyay falal lumay bilihii la soo dhaafay.

Ugu yaraan, taasi waa waxa aan filayo inay meesha ka baxday. Ma ihi wax togan. Waxaan xafidi lahaa xog faahfaahsan, laakiin ma xasuusan karo meesha aan dhigay usha xusuusta ee habaartay.

Memo: Please Erase All Memories of Lost Memory

A “get out of jaіl free” card? 

In how-not-to-handle-sensitive-data news, the UK government is bracing for a week full of fallout after it kind of, well, misplaced a database of its entire prisoner population. Whoops.

As the poor public relations people at the Home Office explain it, the blame falls upon a contractor who lost a memory stick — one that happened to hold records for every single prisoner in both England and Wales. To clarify: No, it wasn’t stolen. There was no high-tech hack involved. The guy freakin’ lost it.

“Uh, was that thing important? I wish someone would have told me beforehand,” we imagine the fella stammered as he realized it wasn’t just a fun rectangle toy he’d fumbled.

So why is this a big deal? Well, outside of the obvious issues, British media outlets are now speculating that it could give guilty prisoners a “get out of jail free” card. If whoever finds the mishandled memory stick decides to share the data — say, on that fancy new apparatus called the Internet — inmates could claim they’re no longer able to get a fair trial. Having their full criminal histories floating around for anyone to find, lawyers say, could open that door.

But there’s a bigger problem here, too: the fact that for whatever reason, the UK seems to have developed a troubling trend of losing important information. So far, the government is up to four million lost personal records in the past year alone, most from similarly simple “misplacement” of disks or hard drives. Tax records, military recruitment files, driving test results, and medical charts have all done disappearing acts in the past months.

At least, that’s what I think has vanished. I’m not positive. I’d been keeping a detailed database, but I can’t remember where I put my damned memory stick.

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