Oh, Yahoo. Yahoo miskiin ah.

Kadib xagaagii oo ay ka buuxsameen xishood iyo foorarsi ka badan sidii Paris Hilton ee lagu arkay nolosheeda, shirkadda yar ee aan dib u samayn karin, kaliya markaad u malaysay inay qof walba ku qanciso in wax walba ay wanaagsan yihiin, hadda Yahoo ayaa hoos u dhigtay. Codka saamilayda - haa, isla codkii ugu dambayntii u oggolaaday maamulayaasheeda inay sii wataan shaqadooda.

Markii ugu dambaysay ee habboonayd, Yahoo ayaa shaqaalaysay si ay u tiriyo codadka, jiiday Florida , oo ay kharribtay tirinta. Broadridge Financial Solutions ayaa leh "khalad goynta" waxay sababtay ikhtiyaarrada maamulaha guud Jerry Yang^{(CEO Jerry Yang)} iyo madaxda kale ee ugu sareysa inay yimaadaan meel aad uga sareysa sidii ay ahayd inay lahaadaan. Dib-u-dhac xun oo laga soo bilaabo sannadkii 2000, fikradda "dib u tirinta" ayaa dib u soo noolaynaysa.

Si kastaba ha ahaatee, ma jiro dhammaad la yaab leh oo ku dhammaanaya jahawareerintan. Broadridge waxa uu sheegay in khaladkeedu aanu bedelin natiijada - Yang iyo guddigiisa yahoos meelna^(yahoos) uma socdaan - laakiin waxay hoos u dhigtay heerka guushooda. Aad u qurux^(Pretty) badan, sidoo kale.

Natiijooyinka asalka ah ayaa muujiyay kaliya 14.6 boqolkiiba saamilayda ayaa diiday codkooda Yang . Hadda? Waa in ka badan labanlaab ilaa boqolkiiba 33.7 buuxa. Guddoomiye Roy Bostock kama foga. Boqolkiiba codadka la reebay ayaa ka booday 20.5 khalad ah ilaa boqolkiiba 39.6 sax ah - wali kuma filna in uu shaqadiisa ku lumiyo, in kastoo.

Warbixinada intooda badani waxay muujinayaan inta badan codadka la xayiray ay ahaayeen calamadaha mudaharaadka ee "sharafleyda aan niyad jabin." La yaab ma leh.
Horumaradan iyo xagaagii oo dhan silica, waxaan hadda soo saareynaa sharaf waqti dheer ka dib waxa ay noqon doonto sanadka ugu qosolka badan -iyo qosolka -shirkad. Yahoo, waa kan hal shay oo lagu faani karo: Waxaad tahay qaataha ugu cusub abaal-marinteena sharafta leh, TechCult Sarcastic Salute . Wuxuu ahaa go'aan loo dhan yahay. Iyadoo taas la sheegayo, in kastoo, ay jiraan calaamado muujinaya cilad gooyn...marka waxaan u baahan doonaa dhowr toddobaad si aan si buuxda u xaqiijino qabsashadaada.

Yahoo…Putting The Funny Back In Failure

Oh, Yahoo. Рoor, poor Yahoо.

After a summer filled with embarrassment and more bending over than Paris Hilton’s seen in her lifetime, the little company that couldn’t have done it again, just when you thought it’d convinced everyone that all was well, now Yahoo has botched up its own shareholders’ vote — yes, the same vote that ultimately let its executives keep their jobs.

In a final fitting twist, Yahoo hired to count the votes, pulled a Florida, and messed up the count. Broadridge Financial Solutions says a “truncation error” caused options for CEO Jerry Yang and other top executives to come in far higher than they should have. In a bad flashback from the year 2000, the concept of “recount” is making a resurgence.

There’s no dramatic end to this derangement, though. Broadridge says its error didn’t change the outcome — Yang and his board of yahoos aren’t going anywhere — but it did reduce their margin of victory. Pretty significantly, too.

The original results showed only 14.6 percent of shareholders withholding their votes for Yang. Now? It’s more than doubled to a full 33.7 percent. Chairman Roy Bostock’s not far behind. His percentage of withheld votes jumped from an erroneous 20.5 percent to an accurate 39.6 percent — still not enough to cost him his job, though.

Most reports indicate the majority of withheld votes were signs of protest by “disgruntled shareholders.” No surprise.
For these developments and an entire summer of suffering, we now issue a long-overdue honor to what has to be the year’s most ridiculed — and ridiculous — corporation. Yahoo, here’s one thing to be proud of: You’re the newest recipient of our prestigious award, the TechCult Sarcastic Salute. It was a unanimous decision. With that being said, though, there are some signs of a truncation error…so we’ll need a few weeks to confirm your conquest fully.

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